Mr. Harris,
Over the past several months we have been watching your progress of your blog. Although we believe that the overall quantity of your work is less than satisfactory, we have been impressed with what little product we’ve seen. Your personal style and reinterpretation early
1980s icons are of particular interest to our company.
We are currently gearing-up for a major product release and would appreciate any assistance you could provide our marketing and design teams. In turn, we are prepared to engage in limited sponsorship of your blog.
Please contact us at your earliest convenience, with a response. If you express interest our legal teams will contact you with the specific terms of our sponsorship.
Thank You for
Consideration,
Markus Grenwald
V.P. of Marketing
Dumont Holdings Inc.
More to Follow Soon!
I imagine you'll hear back around 12/16
ReplyDelete"Although we believe that the overall quantity of your work is less than satisfactory, we have been impressed with what little product we’ve seen."
ReplyDeleteKind of a back-handed compliment, doncha think? But as long as their checks don't bounce and they have no legal rights to your work on the blog, give it a shot!
Matt:
ReplyDeleteYou don't miss a thing;) Although, I should think it will be a lot earlier than that! This company seems to be a lot more agressive than any other I've seen.
Maknwave:
Agreed, but in fairness not an entirely untrue statement.
:) Totally looking forward to Markus' interest in the blog!
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